Your wish is granted but...

Your wish is granted, but the Big Bad Wolf broke inside and ate you one day.

I wish college was absolutely free.

Granted, but all colleges can afford to unwittingly hire are aliens who intend to enslave and eat the human population, starting with mind control.

I wish that the space a kilometer all around me always smelled good. Gotta get rid of that pesky BO in my portion of the world.

Your wish is granted but your nose suddenly can't smell anything good and only can smell the bad ones.

I wish I can understand all language that exist really good.

Your wish is granted, but you suddenly fall deaf due to an accident. Your impressive language skills aren't very useful now.

I wish there was a button for systematically relieving all of your stress .

Your wish is granted, but without any stress you become so calm that you don't care about your house burning to the ground. Who needs that stress anyway?

I wish to be able to defeat my opponents in chess.
I basically never win irl.

Your wish is granted but your opponent is just a little kid who don't know play 
a game at all,thus he/she end up cry non stop and all coMunity ignore you 
then you're end up alone for all your life..kahaha  ..hhehe..  
I hope I have external hard disk to store all my AMG..and also have my own new computer and new model too..hehe 

Wisp Night wrote:Your wish is granted, but you suddenly fall deaf due to an accident. Your impressive language skills aren't very useful now.

I wish there was a button for systematically relieving all of your stress .

Okay, that was scary    I actually don't want to use it for anything except reading manga and play otome games without translation 

kamion wrote:

Wisp Night wrote:Your wish is granted, but you suddenly fall deaf due to an accident. Your impressive language skills aren't very useful now.

I wish there was a button for systematically relieving all of your stress ;).

Okay, that was scary  :sweat:  I actually don't want to use it for anything except reading manga and play otome games without translation  :well:

Lol ;). I guess your wish isn't so bittersweet, then ^-^.

I wish I knew how this thread is still active after so long   jk..its obvious!

SamrockAniki wrote:I wish I knew how this thread is still active after so long   jk..its obvious!

Your wish is granted but that means that more otomates and animes have to be discovered in order to keep it going!

I wish that my cat could stop eating cardboard boxes while I sleep.

Your wish is granted ! But now, your cat licks your face each time you're about to fall asleep (And we all know how annoying it could get !)

I wish winter was already finished :/

Your wish is granted! **or will be in a few months ** but then flooded puddles of rain will fill the streets and soak your new shoes.

(*awww.... but aw man I love my kitty*)

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(Edit: Ah! Yes I did! Thank you ranimanga. ) I wish that I could get to eat come cookies really soon!

@beloved chaos1
You forgot your wish.

Cookies granted ! But they are actually onion cookies héhé~

I wish I got a new laptop OTL

You got a new Laptop, but on the first day you turn it on, you spill your tea all over it, so you can take it right back.

I wish I had teeth white and shiny like the sun.
EDIT: omg the sun is not... well anyways I want it white, not yellow.

Your wish is granted but they are so white and shiny that every time you smile the people around you burn from the shinyness...
 
I wish i will spend Valentine's day with a cute guy.

You spend Valentine's with a cute guy but, he's a jerk and ate all your choclate.
I wish I was photogenic. 

(AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY CHOCOLATE!!!!)
Your wish is granted but you are so stunning and photogenic that everyone wants to take pictures with you and you can't live a normal life anymore because of all the fans you've gained.

I wish i could grow angel wings

Granted, but they keep taking you higher and higher in the sky, space, univeeeerse~ (No oxygen and all...)

Lazy-me wish I didn't need to fix my hair every morning *yawn*

Your wish is granted and you do not need to fix your hair, because you have none.


I wish I had a pet penguin.

no hair...

hmm... your wish is granted ! You have a penguin
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...but it's the guy from batman

I wish I had a perfect internet connection

Your wish is granted, however,

You can only view websites as they where when they first launched oh so many years before.


I wish everything I cooked never burned.

Your wish is granted !
Nothing will burn if you add extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-spice

I wish it was less cold, I want to see the sun !!

your wish is granted!
the sun is now burning like hell and no one can go out without being burned

i wish i could have good grades at school

Your wish is granted, but the teachers are so impressed, they give you a lot of schoolwork and now you have no time for anything but studying

I wish I could swim with the Iwatobi swim club