Your wish is granted but...

Your wish is granted ! But now, your cat licks your face each time you're about to fall asleep (And we all know how annoying it could get !)

I wish winter was already finished :/

Your wish is granted! **or will be in a few months ** but then flooded puddles of rain will fill the streets and soak your new shoes.

(*awww.... but aw man I love my kitty*)

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(Edit: Ah! Yes I did! Thank you ranimanga. ) I wish that I could get to eat come cookies really soon!

@beloved chaos1
You forgot your wish.

Cookies granted ! But they are actually onion cookies héhé~

I wish I got a new laptop OTL

You got a new Laptop, but on the first day you turn it on, you spill your tea all over it, so you can take it right back.

I wish I had teeth white and shiny like the sun.
EDIT: omg the sun is not... well anyways I want it white, not yellow.

Your wish is granted but they are so white and shiny that every time you smile the people around you burn from the shinyness...
 
I wish i will spend Valentine's day with a cute guy.

You spend Valentine's with a cute guy but, he's a jerk and ate all your choclate.
I wish I was photogenic. 

(AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY CHOCOLATE!!!!)
Your wish is granted but you are so stunning and photogenic that everyone wants to take pictures with you and you can't live a normal life anymore because of all the fans you've gained.

I wish i could grow angel wings

Granted, but they keep taking you higher and higher in the sky, space, univeeeerse~ (No oxygen and all...)

Lazy-me wish I didn't need to fix my hair every morning *yawn*

Your wish is granted and you do not need to fix your hair, because you have none.


I wish I had a pet penguin.

no hair...

hmm... your wish is granted ! You have a penguin
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...but it's the guy from batman

I wish I had a perfect internet connection

Your wish is granted, however,

You can only view websites as they where when they first launched oh so many years before.


I wish everything I cooked never burned.

Your wish is granted !
Nothing will burn if you add extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-spice

I wish it was less cold, I want to see the sun !!

your wish is granted!
the sun is now burning like hell and no one can go out without being burned

i wish i could have good grades at school

Your wish is granted, but the teachers are so impressed, they give you a lot of schoolwork and now you have no time for anything but studying

I wish I could swim with the Iwatobi swim club

Your wish is granted, but You can only swim with them during their intense training.

I wish I had my own soundtrack for day to day life.

Your wish is granted, but after you find love your soundtrack stops. 

I wish my life was more interesting!

congrats! your wish is granted!
but you're life is so interesting that nobody cares about it

i wish i could eat without getting fat

Your wish is granted, however you have pica for the rest of your life.

I wish I could make A+ video games.

Granted, but even though you COULD, the magic of your wish causes you to lose all interest in making games and more interested in gnawing at your hands without pause.

I wish that my entire body always felt clean.

Your wish is granted!
Your body always feels clean but your mind is dirty lol
dirt bounces off of you and lands on anyone near you so everyone around you is unclean.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Your wish is granted, but you're also graced with the misfortune of seeing the most cringe-worthy events. So... good luck with that ;3.

I wish I had multiple bodies hooked up to the same brain so I could learn and do all the things I want to at once.

Firstly, that wish to me seems all ready messed up, but your wish is granted but what you didn't expect was that you had no control of them growing jealous for being the primary body and they killed each other causing you to go crazy.


I wish I was fabulous!

your wish is granted! congrats!
you're now hella fabulous, you're the incarnate of the word "fabulous"
but now, no one is fabulous enough for you
you end up alone, sad and fabulous


i wish pokemons exist!

Your wish is granted but PokeBalls don't exist and they wreck havoc on the world from bringing new types of diseases to destroying ecosystems, plus you keep falling asleep from hearing Jigglypuff's singing.


I wish to have a long, fulfilling life.