Your wish is granted but...

no hair...

hmm... your wish is granted ! You have a penguin
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...but it's the guy from batman

I wish I had a perfect internet connection

Your wish is granted, however,

You can only view websites as they where when they first launched oh so many years before.


I wish everything I cooked never burned.

Your wish is granted !
Nothing will burn if you add extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-spice

I wish it was less cold, I want to see the sun !!

your wish is granted!
the sun is now burning like hell and no one can go out without being burned

i wish i could have good grades at school

Your wish is granted, but the teachers are so impressed, they give you a lot of schoolwork and now you have no time for anything but studying

I wish I could swim with the Iwatobi swim club

Your wish is granted, but You can only swim with them during their intense training.

I wish I had my own soundtrack for day to day life.

Your wish is granted, but after you find love your soundtrack stops. 

I wish my life was more interesting!

congrats! your wish is granted!
but you're life is so interesting that nobody cares about it

i wish i could eat without getting fat

Your wish is granted, however you have pica for the rest of your life.

I wish I could make A+ video games.

Granted, but even though you COULD, the magic of your wish causes you to lose all interest in making games and more interested in gnawing at your hands without pause.

I wish that my entire body always felt clean.

Your wish is granted!
Your body always feels clean but your mind is dirty lol
dirt bounces off of you and lands on anyone near you so everyone around you is unclean.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Your wish is granted, but you're also graced with the misfortune of seeing the most cringe-worthy events. So... good luck with that ;3.

I wish I had multiple bodies hooked up to the same brain so I could learn and do all the things I want to at once.

Firstly, that wish to me seems all ready messed up, but your wish is granted but what you didn't expect was that you had no control of them growing jealous for being the primary body and they killed each other causing you to go crazy.


I wish I was fabulous!

your wish is granted! congrats!
you're now hella fabulous, you're the incarnate of the word "fabulous"
but now, no one is fabulous enough for you
you end up alone, sad and fabulous


i wish pokemons exist!

Your wish is granted but PokeBalls don't exist and they wreck havoc on the world from bringing new types of diseases to destroying ecosystems, plus you keep falling asleep from hearing Jigglypuff's singing.


I wish to have a long, fulfilling life.

(and the Jigglypuff draws on your face haha)
Your wish is granted!
You live for an extremely long time, long after doing everything you want, you grow old but just keep living, long after everyone you know has passed on.


I wish could play every musical instrument and that I was the best at it.

In spite of the whole woe is me for living a billion years thing, that sounds like a pretty good deal, especially as that is not an immortal body that will survive a world implosion.

Granted, but you must play every instrument in the universe at the same time in order to make your ability work.

I wish that I were not sleepy.

Your wish is granted, but instead it's insomnia time o.o~ Time to ignore energy drinks and coffee!

I wish I was less stubborn o.o

Your wish has been granted! However, you are now the most gullible person on the planet and will follow any suggestion without a second thought, which ultimately leads to your premature death within a day.

I wish that the light on my television was blue.

Your wish is granted, but you turn blind in the processes so the light no longer makes a difference. 

I wish I was fluent in French