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Story Tiiiiiiime!
I just like exchanging stories with people, anything qualifies, no matter how dumb, sensitive, funny, or serious you think it is, at least I'll find it interesting.
I title it: "The Legend of David"
I have a friend, and that friend has a dad, the dad's name is Bruce ********. He's around 60 and looks like a burned out hippy (probably because he is). He's a great guy, I love him, and I trust him.
About a month ago...
I was at a store looking to pick up a steam gift card for a friend (because System Shock 2 hell yeah!) when I was tapped on the back by Bruce *********. We didn't introduce each other or refer to each other by name, because I know him pretty well and he lives in my area.
He asked me if I would put flowers on the doorstep of a girl he liked because he was too shy, and I was confused by the fact that he was 60... But whatever man I don't judge, besides, he wasn't together with the mom of my friend so he's allowed to enjoy his bachlorness. He also offered me $10 to do it but I said that I'd do it for free because I like Bruce and this love thing was kinda cute.
I wasn't really doing anything that day so when I agreed he pulled me out to his car and opened the door, showing me the flowers inside. I grabbed them, but was then confused when he motioned for me to get in. I was a little bit alarmed by this because 1) the house he mentioned was two blocks away and 2) DON"T GET IN CARS WITH OLD MEN!!!
But I thought, oh! He's Bruce *******, we're bros, he's straight, I'm fine.
I got in and he pulled out, and about 4 seconds later he said: "So my name's David."
HOLY SHIT! I thought. He just looks EXACTLY LIKE BRUCE... But he's David...
I then faked getting a phone call and said the following:
"Hi Mom!...Wait what? That was today?...Oh crap, I can be there in 5 minutes...Alright see you soon, sorry. Yeah Bru- David? I need to go, could you pull over?
I'm a total escape artist
I hj.
I title it: "The Legend of David"
I have a friend, and that friend has a dad, the dad's name is Bruce ********. He's around 60 and looks like a burned out hippy (probably because he is). He's a great guy, I love him, and I trust him.
About a month ago...
I was at a store looking to pick up a steam gift card for a friend (because System Shock 2 hell yeah!) when I was tapped on the back by Bruce *********. We didn't introduce each other or refer to each other by name, because I know him pretty well and he lives in my area.
He asked me if I would put flowers on the doorstep of a girl he liked because he was too shy, and I was confused by the fact that he was 60... But whatever man I don't judge, besides, he wasn't together with the mom of my friend so he's allowed to enjoy his bachlorness. He also offered me $10 to do it but I said that I'd do it for free because I like Bruce and this love thing was kinda cute.
I wasn't really doing anything that day so when I agreed he pulled me out to his car and opened the door, showing me the flowers inside. I grabbed them, but was then confused when he motioned for me to get in. I was a little bit alarmed by this because 1) the house he mentioned was two blocks away and 2) DON"T GET IN CARS WITH OLD MEN!!!
But I thought, oh! He's Bruce *******, we're bros, he's straight, I'm fine.
I got in and he pulled out, and about 4 seconds later he said: "So my name's David."
HOLY SHIT! I thought. He just looks EXACTLY LIKE BRUCE... But he's David...
I then faked getting a phone call and said the following:
"Hi Mom!...Wait what? That was today?...Oh crap, I can be there in 5 minutes...Alright see you soon, sorry. Yeah Bru- David? I need to go, could you pull over?
I'm a total escape artist
I hj.
Last edited by Theo on 14/10/14, 05:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
Re: Story Tiiiiiiime!
omg I totally freaked out on your behalf oO
It's a good topic, I'll probably enjoy reading you guys' stories xD
(I'll share as well when I'll think of a good one)
btw, I don't know if you should give your friends names away~
It's a good topic, I'll probably enjoy reading you guys' stories xD
(I'll share as well when I'll think of a good one)
btw, I don't know if you should give your friends names away~
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Re: Story Tiiiiiiime!
OMG!thats scary and soMehow its quite funny..LOL!nice story!
I want to shared mine also buT
its not interstng and i n0t really good in writting so ehem..lets just begin!
This is the story at the beginning i start work(i think that 2nd week)
i work as reciption at the hotel..
around afternoon,i was sit alone in the hotel
then a old men (around 40-50age) came to the counter of the hotel
he give me hand signal so i guess he can't talk..
I give him a piece of paper to write what he want to say
buT then he just write number 20
i wondering what he talking abouT
I'm thinking maybe he want to the price of the room is RM2O(Around US$7)
I said 'no'
Again he give me hand signal (his hand curved over his stomach) and he show me his wallet(which is empty) ..he show me trouble face
so,i randomly guess "did u mean ur wife want to give a birth but u don't have money,sir?"
surpirisng he nodded!
At the second,I congrating myself being solved the 'mystery'
then, i remember i really don't have the money!i told him that
he seem not believe me so i show him my wallet which is empty has him's
he face palm and look wanna cry..
I feel sympathy and said sorRy for can't help him..
His hand pointed the place where we put hotel's money..
OfcourSe thats moNey can't be used so I told him that and again he face palm
that time i was really sorRy and regreting myself for not bring the money!i keep apologive to him since i can't help him
then his hand showing 'its okay'
buT i'm still guilt that time..
And then..his hand take ouT his cellphone from his pocket and the other showing he want my number..
I'm confuse so i accidently said 'i doNt hve a phone'
he show me his disSapointed..
Then..........
His hand pointed me and him a few times..
Until...
His created 'heart' shape with his finger at his chest!
I just smile and yeah
still confuse with the situatioN..
After that,he go to the door with smile!
and wink to me before get ouT froM the hotel..
Okay..please don't ask me whats happen ..because idk!..
At first,he begging me to give him the money with his troubled face ..
Then..he smile( i really thought he's try to not cry that time),
and want me give him my number then going ouT with giving me a wink?!(i'm beg to you to not say he filrt to me pleaseT.T)
Eh..i want to asSume he's has mental illnesS buT its n0t goOd to said it..O_O''
that my story(the weird situation i got since i work here)
I want to shared mine also buT
its not interstng and i n0t really good in writting so ehem..lets just begin!
This is the story at the beginning i start work(i think that 2nd week)
i work as reciption at the hotel..
around afternoon,i was sit alone in the hotel
then a old men (around 40-50age) came to the counter of the hotel
he give me hand signal so i guess he can't talk..
I give him a piece of paper to write what he want to say
buT then he just write number 20
i wondering what he talking abouT
I'm thinking maybe he want to the price of the room is RM2O(Around US$7)
I said 'no'
Again he give me hand signal (his hand curved over his stomach) and he show me his wallet(which is empty) ..he show me trouble face
so,i randomly guess "did u mean ur wife want to give a birth but u don't have money,sir?"
surpirisng he nodded!
At the second,I congrating myself being solved the 'mystery'
then, i remember i really don't have the money!i told him that
he seem not believe me so i show him my wallet which is empty has him's
he face palm and look wanna cry..
I feel sympathy and said sorRy for can't help him..
His hand pointed the place where we put hotel's money..
OfcourSe thats moNey can't be used so I told him that and again he face palm
that time i was really sorRy and regreting myself for not bring the money!i keep apologive to him since i can't help him
then his hand showing 'its okay'
buT i'm still guilt that time..
And then..his hand take ouT his cellphone from his pocket and the other showing he want my number..
I'm confuse so i accidently said 'i doNt hve a phone'
he show me his disSapointed..
Then..........
His hand pointed me and him a few times..
Until...
His created 'heart' shape with his finger at his chest!
I just smile and yeah
still confuse with the situatioN..
After that,he go to the door with smile!
and wink to me before get ouT froM the hotel..
Okay..please don't ask me whats happen ..because idk!..
At first,he begging me to give him the money with his troubled face ..
Then..he smile( i really thought he's try to not cry that time),
and want me give him my number then going ouT with giving me a wink?!(i'm beg to you to not say he filrt to me pleaseT.T)
Eh..i want to asSume he's has mental illnesS buT its n0t goOd to said it..O_O''
that my story(the weird situation i got since i work here)
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Re: Story Tiiiiiiime!
I think he first gave you his room number so you can join him,
he then wanted to "buy" your body,
then he tried to lure you to his place by pretending his wife was giving birth,
eventually, he understood you won't be able to give him anything and ended up trying to extort some money from you at least xD
And finally, he stop trying to be subtile and just gave you a wink and asked for your number xDD
Plus, since he had a normal phone with him, I guess he was able to use it, right ? I think he was just pretending to be mute or he was a tourist or something.
Next time, take the phone and pretend you're calling the security or your boss if someone bothers you !!
he then wanted to "buy" your body,
then he tried to lure you to his place by pretending his wife was giving birth,
eventually, he understood you won't be able to give him anything and ended up trying to extort some money from you at least xD
And finally, he stop trying to be subtile and just gave you a wink and asked for your number xDD
Plus, since he had a normal phone with him, I guess he was able to use it, right ? I think he was just pretending to be mute or he was a tourist or something.
Next time, take the phone and pretend you're calling the security or your boss if someone bothers you !!
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